Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Timex Indiglo Alarm Clock T619t

Georges Bizet's Carmen - Arena di Verona - 18:07:06


Finally after 2 years I'm back nerds Arena during the season of opera ^ O ^! Luckily this time nothing Floods nor greenhouse, just a cool summer evening ^ ^!
seated on the steps of the Arena toasted, I and my parents (who do not know how to work a saw, nor even of Carmen) we prepare to enjoy the show, admiring the scenery and the "ritual" of the beginning or the start of the show candles.





And the show starts at 21.30. And of course starting with the bad luck. We can say that I was in a place: in front of me a German couple with children all those with pneumonia, so I could fully enjoy their symphony of coughs masterfully directed by the householder who invited his daughter to cough into a tissue to make less noise and obviously tin daughter did not follow the directives of his father but it was his head, waiting for even the keen interpreter of Carmen place a sound scatarrata.
What's more behind me was a nice girl who told her boyfriend and explained the dialogues (incorrectly, among others) and scene (but even here?! ; are not enough CINEMA?).

Arpeggi of sore throats in hand, I could enjoy the first act.



Then the blow: 20-minute interval between the first and second act! Then via the Fair twingo, with zealous and amiable street vendors of soft drinks (5 euros a Coke!) that evening to honor the uvula show off their gold on our eardrums have already been tested with monkey cries such as "GEEEEELAAATTTTI", "COCAFANTABIRRAVINOBIANCOEROSSO!" "Cidda ', DIVUDDI', PHOTO OF CARMEN!", all while my parents ask me wonder why, if we are in Italy singing "Carmen" in French, and also why they sing in French if it is set in Spain (=_=).
In a delirium and the other, begins the second act of tracheitis crazy in front of me .. and resumed the work well. New scene.



This time it's the turn of the father of the family German, who has the bright idea of covering your vacation photos on a digital camera at that moment, so the accompanying item has a nice "beep" Whenever you press the button to change photo. They begin the first signs of weakness in the back (who is in pigeon as we can not rely upon the steps, because people are gathered around, and then there are the legs of those who sit on you). End
second act, another 20 minute break (Ole, Carmencita). The German
little family goes to get around and of course get to show already taken over and breaking the bales as usual to sit down again.



While smashing an old tumbles down the stairs a little further down, we follow the new change of scene. A sincere applause to all the extras of the show, especially the poor horses that have left mementos on the stage ^ ^. End
act, another 20 minutes. We go towards the final tragedy.



After the mountains back to town (and I cheered because the family from the bronchi of fire in front of me had gone home), the last act opens with a chorus of Hispanic, an endless parade of appeared on horseback, on foot, soldiers, bullfighters, priests, pilgrims, all very vivid and well directed. And we reach the final tragedy foretold.

Entertainment

concluded round of applause for all, conductor (which he had caught a tide in the beginning of each act), dancers, musicians and especially singers! Congratulations also to the interpreter of Carmen really, really talented in both singing and acting role. And 'one and a half when we go out from the Arena, the two and a half when I arrive at home. A show very long, especially for the infinite pause between the acts and the other to allow the change of scene, but we must say that it worth the effort! ^ ^ V

Friday, July 14, 2006

How To Learn To Suck Your Own Cock

The pitta!

After 10 months I went to cut my hair I do not know which socket fit of madness (the work of hot ?^^)!! Ah, I would them long long, but they become brittle and ugly and I feel sorry for poor, sometimes I have to give them a pruned XD!
Transformation:



All in all I am satisfied (but I could wake up tomorrow morning so -> \\ ° O ° / nuoooooo I fattooo!) ^ ^ "

(PS: new icon added to the ' At XD)

G1 Number Of Questions

Bisio & Elio e le Storie Tese - Palazzo Te, Mantova

Finally last night, after almost two years, I returned to see the eelst live! ^ O ^ Except that this was a concert than a show based on songs sung by Elio Claudio Bisio. Fortunately, in addition some new, have also played the old glories like "Shutter," "serf" "Supergiovane" and others I knew, so they made it possible for me and my friend sang ^. ^!
The concert was held in the courtyard of the Palazzo Te in Mantova, and thank goodness that there ' was a lot of people, partly because we got tickets, but each had his own place away from other, but given the low turnout there were vacancies and so we got all neighbors.
A beautiful evening, and I remedied only two mosquito bites, miracle XD!

Mangoni who plays "The calf from the foot of balsa"

Mangoni who plays "Supergiovane"

A sketch of Claudio and Elio

The event was recorded by the cameras of Sky, and probably will broadcast the show soon ^ ^! Hoping that is not on pay per view I hold the recorder ready! ^ ^ V

Monday, July 10, 2006

Cellebrite Ume 36 License Update

Notes disciplinary

I found this brilliant blog http: \\ \\ www.notedisciplinari.it that collects the most fun hints for students from all over Italy! Not stop to laugh, realizing that maybe someone is false, but it is so ridiculous that I can not sbellicarmi! XD

Some of the most amusing

"After we opened the door with a kick, the pupil SM breaks in the classroom with twenty minutes delay the start of the lesson by pointing a tube drawing against their colleagues and shouting? Who called the A-Team? "

" The student found his backpack MS lost, with all its content, attached to the ceiling of the hall with the double-sided tape, when heavy utters a curse, raising his eyes to heaven "

" The pupil R. throws chalk in front of the palace in the absence of the professor. With the same affects also the Filipino maid who was doing the same in the palace "

" Pupils V * and G * are temporarily removed from class after repeated calls for stop to imitate the mating ritual capercaillie "

" S ******** lying asleep in class on the flag of the CGIL "

" During a duel between two pieces of rubber students prof notices and complains that a only. This, in protest, now pulls rubber alone "

" During the 2 hours allocated to the fifth class meeting to elect the representatives are elected by 23 votes Maradona and Franco Califano with 7 "

" The pupil RS after my statement, "I said no!" responded with pedantic tone after standing up authoritatively, "A Valsoia. It was temporarily removed from class for this "

"The teacher addressed the class looking for volunteers for the question and the question" who want to quit? "Replied the student PC" I "and then leave the class and never to return"

"L 'C ******* student is believed St. Francis

"The student B ****** after repeated attempts to bend an iron bar try to apply the physics lesson on levers fitting the that bar behind the radiator and pulling hard. The radiator does not stand up and detaches from the wall. B ****** The student is suspended for a week with compulsory attendance. The third class B moves in the basement because water entering the classroom "

" The student Luke B. entertains the class with a review of his ninth symphony by Bach played at burps "

" The pupil Lorenzo Federico Sebastian C. was coiled around the bar using a roll of Scotch asked not to leave the board "

" The lesson is suspended for insurrection and mutiny "

" The class is not paying attention in class because of the car Dean is burning in the yard "

" NM The student's request to see his parents replied arrogantly, "I bring a photo" "

"Pupils ML and GC after the order of the undersigned:" Take the door and get out from the dean, "unhinge the door and carrying to the office telling the headmaster that I had ordered them to do so"

"The student TS fabbricatosi a paper crown calls himself Lord and refuses to be questioned as a sovereign is not commingled with the easy professors"

"Students ***, ***, ***, ** *, *** and *** have been caught using their companion *** as a battering ram to open the door of "

" Michael V. The student puts down 'the door of the 5, saying he the sheriff. Is suspended from lessons for 7 days with compulsory attendance "

" The pupil MB has the helmet of his bike slipped on the head skeleton of chemistry classroom. The teacher, noticing the anomalous presence of the object to 52 minutes? Its lesson, has requested immediate suspension of the pupil and convened by the Dean. The president was caught by the crisis of hysterical laughter when the teacher is out of the office "

" The pupil MG, while visiting the art gallery Repossi, decided to put on jackets 18 of his brilliant friends and veering to the pinacotaca by the puppet Gnappi Grind: "luck luck"

"The student is sent away CA the class after looking diimitare Spider-Man, took down the blinds of the windows "

" The class is refusing to give lessons and self-appointed Supreme Soviet "

But GENIUS is this:

"The pupil MG at the end of the recreation rooms on the counter next to the chair and after shouting:" Ondaaaa energeticaa "gave a great belch that urged the class to the collective delirium"

Ockport Gloryhole Location

The best moment

(ANSA) - BERLIN July 9 - Italy sample. breaks out the party at the stadium in Berlin. Azzurri in the field all to dance around the penalty spot. Massimo Oddo and 'went to place a chair just from eleven meters that gave the Cup to the national Lippi, and is' sitting Camoranesi and everyone around started to make the circle. Then the same Oddo cut the tail Italian-Argentine then showed that satisfied the long lock of hair

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