I found this brilliant blog http: \\ \\ www.notedisciplinari.it that collects the most fun hints for students from all over Italy! Not stop to laugh, realizing that maybe someone is false, but it is so ridiculous that I can not sbellicarmi! XD
Some of the most amusing
"After we opened the door with a kick, the pupil SM breaks in the classroom with twenty minutes delay the start of the lesson by pointing a tube drawing against their colleagues and shouting? Who called the A-Team? "
" The student found his backpack MS lost, with all its content, attached to the ceiling of the hall with the double-sided tape, when heavy utters a curse, raising his eyes to heaven "
" The pupil R. throws chalk in front of the palace in the absence of the professor. With the same affects also the Filipino maid who was doing the same in the palace "
" Pupils V * and G * are temporarily removed from class after repeated calls for stop to imitate the mating ritual capercaillie "
" S ******** lying asleep in class on the flag of the CGIL "
" During a duel between two pieces of rubber students prof notices and complains that a only. This, in protest, now pulls rubber alone "
" During the 2 hours allocated to the fifth class meeting to elect the representatives are elected by 23 votes Maradona and Franco Califano with 7 "
" The pupil RS after my statement, "I said no!" responded with pedantic tone after standing up authoritatively, "A Valsoia. It was temporarily removed from class for this "
"The teacher addressed the class looking for volunteers for the question and the question" who want to quit? "Replied the student PC" I "and then leave the class and never to return"
"L 'C ******* student is believed St. Francis
"The student B ****** after repeated attempts to bend an iron bar try to apply the physics lesson on levers fitting the that bar behind the radiator and pulling hard. The radiator does not stand up and detaches from the wall. B ****** The student is suspended for a week with compulsory attendance. The third class B moves in the basement because water entering the classroom "
" The student Luke B. entertains the class with a review of his ninth symphony by Bach played at burps "
" The pupil Lorenzo Federico Sebastian C. was coiled around the bar using a roll of Scotch asked not to leave the board "
" The lesson is suspended for insurrection and mutiny "
" The class is not paying attention in class because of the car Dean is burning in the yard "
" NM The student's request to see his parents replied arrogantly, "I bring a photo" "
"Pupils ML and GC after the order of the undersigned:" Take the door and get out from the dean, "unhinge the door and carrying to the office telling the headmaster that I had ordered them to do so"
"The student TS fabbricatosi a paper crown calls himself Lord and refuses to be questioned as a sovereign is not commingled with the easy professors"
"Students ***, ***, ***, ** *, *** and *** have been caught using their companion *** as a battering ram to open the door of "
" Michael V. The student puts down 'the door of the 5, saying he the sheriff. Is suspended from lessons for 7 days with compulsory attendance "
" The pupil MB has the helmet of his bike slipped on the head skeleton of chemistry classroom. The teacher, noticing the anomalous presence of the object to 52 minutes? Its lesson, has requested immediate suspension of the pupil and convened by the Dean. The president was caught by the crisis of hysterical laughter when the teacher is out of the office "
" The pupil MG, while visiting the art gallery Repossi, decided to put on jackets 18 of his brilliant friends and veering to the pinacotaca by the puppet Gnappi Grind: "luck luck"
"The student is sent away CA the class after looking diimitare Spider-Man, took down the blinds of the windows "
" The class is refusing to give lessons and self-appointed Supreme Soviet "
But GENIUS is this:
"The pupil MG at the end of the recreation rooms on the counter next to the chair and after shouting:" Ondaaaa energeticaa "gave a great belch that urged the class to the collective delirium"
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